sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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metalcxre:

when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid

she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date

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unit03:
westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

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asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

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ask-alicorn-rarity:

whoredinaryboy:

theangelstakemysanity:


pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

can i fuck it

that’s not the intended use sir

ask-alicorn-rarity:

whoredinaryboy:

theangelstakemysanity:

pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:

this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

can i fuck it

that’s not the intended use sir

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charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

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ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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